If there was ever a wrong moment to get back with your ex it would definitely have to be while he's in the midst of a paparazzi-attacking Britney Spears-esque breakdown - we're looking at you Selena Gomez.
Justin Bieber has been having a pretty rough time as of late, and while the teen heartthrob jests off to Lisbon for the next instalment of his world tour, he's also allegedly seeking reconciliation with ex Selena. Nooooo.
To the apparent request of his mum AND his management the Biebs has secretly been in touch with his former girlf of two years, and while Selena is less than impressed by Just's reconciliation attempts his advisors are dead set on getting the Disney poster girl back in his life.
A source reportedly told The Mirror, "Selena is incredibly grounded and very mature for one so young. She was a superb, calming influence on Justin and didn’t stand for any of his nonsense. She is also just as big a star as him which meant there was no ego with either of them.
"His mum, Pattie, has been instrumental in trying to reunite the pair and told Justin to reach out. With all the trouble he’s been having of late, Selena was one of the first to get in touch and offer her support. The hope is that they will meet up somewhere quiet within the next three weeks. Both have use of a private jet so distance isn’t a problem."
Note to Selena, don't do it!
Try as he may he will always look more like a squirrel than R'n'B star Usher.
His Winston Churchill impression leaves a lot to be desired.
No, seriously give it a rest.
He missed an opportunity to bling up his cast (we're ignoring the lack luster peace sign).
He has a thing for purple.
We know what he was trying to do here - it didn't work.
That hat! Raiding your mum's wardrobe is not badass Biebs.
He has mega fly-away hair.
His failed attempt at 'getting on' Katy Perry - yuck.
He cites these two among his showbiz mates.
He's a sucker for a kiss.
He's still doing the mash potato.
His fans are a bit confused.
He's failed to master gangsta pose 0.1.
He got slimed.