Yep, this so-strange-it-can't-be-true news was confirmed on a day trip to Disneyland earlier this week, where Green and Anthony were spotted getting cosy with Marc's twins in tow. The candyfloss, the family day out... all good signs at the start of a blossoming romance, but this situation is far from cute.
1. Chloe is 20, Marc is 44.
2. Chloe is NO J-Lo.
3. Marc, you might be a lovely guy, but the unbuttoned shirt and slicked-back hair thing? Slimy.
4. What if Chloe ends up as the twins' stepmother?
5. One day, Max and Emme will grow up and become more famous than Sir Philip Green's daughter.
So it's official. This is the weirdest match in the history of celebrity couples EVER, although we have to give it to Chloe. She's brave to follow in the footsteps of this woman:
Actress Jennifer Lopez filming <em>Selena</em>.
Actress Jennifer Lopez wears a denim dress with long gold scarf and matching belt.
Singer Jennifer Lopez performs wearing all white: hotpants, boots, wide-brimmed hat and zip top.
American singer and actor Jennifer Lopez stands backstage, wearing a pink tracksuit and cap.
Jennifer Lopez in that Versace dress at the Grammy Awards.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck attend the Academy Awards. She wears a light green on shouldered dress with statement jewellery.
Actress/singer Jennifer Lopez wears a black leather jacket with boyfriend Ben Affleck watching the New York Yankees.
Actress/singer Jennifer Lopez looks smart wearing a skirt, shirt and jumper.
Actress Jennifer Lopez leaves her A/W 2005 show during New York Fashion Week wearing a full-length fur coat.
Jennifer Lopez performs wearing a cut out gold top and black trousers with her hair short and curly.
Actress Jennifer Lopez wears a grey jumper with silver fishtail skirt and matching belt for her film premiere.
Actress Jennifer Lopez matches her dark outfit with her newly dyed dark hair.
Actress Jennifer Lopez wears a one-shoulder coral pink gown.
Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez shows her baby bump in this floor-length brown dress.
Singer Jennifer Lopez wears a figure hugging black dress with knee-high boots.
Actress and siger Jennifer Lopez wears black top and grey scarf.
Jennifer wears a cream embellished catsuit.
Jennifer Lopez wears a figure hugging red dress with shoulder detail.
US singer and actress Jennifer Lopez rocks boho chic with this dress and matching headband.
Actress/singer Jennifer Lopez arrives at the BAFTAs wearing a cut out dark green dress.
Jennifer Lopez dazzles in this short silver number.
Entertainer Jennifer Lopez arrives for the Academy Awards wearing a white a gold dress with plunge neckline.
Jennifer Lopez wears another plunge neckline.
Actress Jennifer Lopez attends the Los Angeles premiere of <em>What To Expect When You're Expecting </em> wearing a cream dress with deep red lips.
Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez celebrates the launch of her new single, <em>Goin' In</em> wearing a short white and gold dress.
Jennifer Lopez performs on stage wearing a silver corset.
We'll keep you posted.