One Direction's New Mentor Is (Drumroll, Please)... Ricky Martin!
Unfortunately for one and all that's not how it's gonna go down *sigh*. The 1D boys are actually pulling on their neon sweatbands and taking part in early morning Zumba classes. Their mums will probably be in attendance too. Ricky won't be instructing the sessions per se, but his latin sounds will be blasting out the stereo in a bid to loosen up those Directioner hips.
"The lads are not natural movers," a source allegedly told The Sun. "But they know it's good for fitness so they're putting in the graft." Good work lads *jazz hands*.
Seeing Niall Horan do the sala to Livin La Vida Loca would CERTAINLY be a sight to behold, AND surely Taylor Swift would have to take Harry back if he mastered the art of throwing a girl around the dance floor to the sound of She Bangs?
One Direction may look like flowers, but hey, they sting like bees... Like every boy band in history... Ahem. More from 1D: