Speidi have officially left the country. Shhh... If you listen carefully you'll be able to hear the collective sigh of relief from Brits nationwide. Celebrity Big Brother stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have packed their Louis Vuitton suitcases and jetted back across the pond to deal with a big emergency.
An emergency of such proportion that it couldn't wait another day. So why the sudden dash home, what was all the drama about? Did Lauren Conrad call and admit she'd been wrong about Spencer all those years and wanted to kiss and make up? No, of course not.
It turns out that Heidi just REALLY needs her hair doing. "I have an emergency hair situation going on," the blonde star said. "Usually I get my hair done every three weeks and I'm at about seven weeks or so. I've had the same person for seven years - he's a British hair guru who perfects blonde so I have to go back and see him." Oh. Right.
As the pair touched down of American soil it was clear they were glad to be back home *sings* 'Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came' (thanks to Cheers for that lyrical inspiration). The former Laguna Beach star even took to Twitter to express her homecoming delight.
I'm home!!!!🇺🇸 LA!!!!! God bless America!— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) February 6, 2013
We know you're missing Speidi already so here's more of the reality TV pair...
Heidi and Spencer attend the kick off party for MTV's reality show <em>Twentyfourseven</em> at Area, Los Angeles in November 2006.
Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag at Lauren Conrad's 21st birthday at Area in West Hollywood, California, 2007.
Coach presents Mandy Moore listening party for <em>Wild Hope</em>, 2007.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrive at <em>The Hills</em> season three premeire at the LG House in August 2007.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag attend a press conference announcing Taco Bell's efforts to raise awareness in suport of World Hunger Relief Week at a Taco Bell in October 2007.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of MTV's The Hills attend the 134th running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs, May 2008.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrive at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, 2008.
Heidi Montag and Spender Pratt walk past the Rock Band platform at the 17th annual MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre on June 1, 2008 in Universal City, California.
Heidi Montag, Celebrity Blogger Perez Hilton and Television Personality Spencer Pratt at the <em>A Time for Heroes</em> Celebrity Carnival in 2008.
Heidi Montag attends The Nancy Davis Foundation's Race To Erase MS Orange Pass benefit on 16 July 2008 at the Melrose Shopping District in Los Angeles, California.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pose with the green flag prior to the start of the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Pepsi 500 at Auto Club Speedway on August 31, 2008 in Fontana, California.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrive at The Pink Party 08 held at Hangar 8 on September 13, 2008 in Santa Monica, California.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag and Taco Bell raise awareness for world hunger by serving customers at a Taco Bell food outlet October 2, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.
Heidi Montag, Santa Claus and Spencer Pratt participate in Juma Entertainment's 17th Annual Deer Valley Celebrity Skifest presented by Paul Mitchell and benefitting Robert F. Kennedy's Waterkeeper Alliance at the Empire Canyon Lodge on December 7, 2008 in Deer Valley, Utah.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag attend the season 4 finale of MTV's <em>The Hills</em> at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrives at the <em>Star Magazine</em>'s First Annual Young Hollywood Issue at the Apple Lounge on March 11, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt arrive at Perez Hilton's OMFB 31st Birthday Party held at The Viper Room on March 28, 2009 in West Hollywood, California.
Heidi Montag arrives at Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration Presented by Dr Pepper Cherry, True Religion Brand Jeans, Stolichnaya Vodka and Corona held at Barker Hangar on May 13, 2009 in Santa Monica, California.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrive at the special screening of <em>G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra </em>held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on August 6, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt promote <em>How to be Famous</em> at Borders Books & Music, Columbus Circle on November 16, 2009 in New York City.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attend a Halloween party at PURE Nightclub hosted by Heidi Montag on October 30, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt enter the Celebrity Big Brother House at Elstree Studios on January 3, 2013 in Borehamwood, England.