Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Are The Most Bankable Couple EVER

Forbes has announced Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are the highest grossing romantic couple of the past three years, with the Twilight saga raking in $3.3billion. But their bankability isn’t the only reason they should stay together. Rumours that all is not well in the world of K-Stew and R-Patz have been spreading since the latter arrived dateless at the Golden Globes. Say it ain’t so! It would be a terrible tragedy if they split up. And here’s why...

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1. Millions of fans asking your boyfriend to bite them every time you go to a premiere/party/Starbucks would drive any normal girl INSANE. Seriously. Whose mental health could survive such an irritation? No one’s. Except K-Stew’s, who so far doesn’t seem to be that bothered.
2. The saving grace of this coupling is that one is a bit grumpy (Kristen) and one is like a really hot version of your best friend’s cheerful older brother (Robert). If they split up, Kristen could get with someone who is equally sulky – like a King of Leon - and just imagine the pictures. They’d be constant, and depressing.
3. Should another girl really have to listen to Robert’s original musical material? Now, not to be mean – he’s probably super cute strumming away, gurny-faced, putting on a Van Morrison voice – but we heard that song he wrote for Twilight. Pure cheese. This is Kristen’s cross to bear.
4. It would be rubbish for their dog Bear.
5. Watching the Twilight films would be much less fun. You’d be like, “They’re so sweet,” and then, with sad face, “but not anymore”. Did anyone really go to the cinema for the plot or incredible acting? No. For Twilight joy to continue, they must stay together. And that’s bottom line.

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Style Evolution: Kristen Stewart
2002 Kristen Stewart at the Panic Room film Premiere
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2003 Kristen attends the world premiere of Cold Creek Manor
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2005 Kristen at the Los Angeles premiere of Zathura
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2006 Kristen visits The Village at The Lift during the Sundance Film Festiva
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2007 Kristen at the Into The Wild premiere
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2008 Kristen at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
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2008 Kristen arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards
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2008 Kristen attends the Twilight Premiere
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2008 Kristen at the Twilight Film Premiere
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2009 Kristen Stewart attending the Adventureland Los Angeles Premiere
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2009 Kristen Stewart arrives at the MTV Movie Awards
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2009 Kristen at the Teen Choice Awards
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2010 Kristen at the Burberry catwalk show
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2010 Kristen arriving for the 82nd Academy Awards
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2010 Kristen arriving at the 2010 Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit
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2010 Kristen attends the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
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2011 Kristen arriving at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Benefit Gala
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2011 Kristen at A Better Life, Gala Screening
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2011 Kristen attending The Twilight Saga hand and footprint Ceremony
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2011 Kristen attends the premiere of Summit Entertainment's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
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2011 Kristen arriving at The Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part 1 UK Premiere
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2012 Kristen at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum
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2012 Kristen Stewart arriving for the UK premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman
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2012 Kristen arriving at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards

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