Tell me who doesn't get their vests from Religion?! But pay attention, not all R.R. will fly in 2013. Anything nun is a no no and the Versace A/W 2013 show sealed the deal for what to idolise this year: crucifix is in! Bodice, bling, leather, velvet - it was all over Donatella's moody fabulousness. If you don't have crucifix somewhere in your wardrobe this year, you are barking up the wrong pulpit. Because I care, here is the crucifix trend gospel according to Fashion Priest. Go in Prada.
HEAVEN: Baroque Frock
Versace killed it last year with their crucifix catwalk extravaganza
HELL: Man Bling
Thumbs down, Kid, thumbs down. Is that opal?! Shudder
HEAVEN: Le Grand Jumper
Preach Daisy! Christmas Jumper must be tossed immediately to be replaced with crucifix print. So it is written
Less possessed, more on point. Julianne Moore’s new Carrie look is not to be emulated. The power of Christ compels you!
HEAVEN: Sheer Shirt
Totes amaze on Melanie Fiona, mixing sexy and sacred so tres on trend
HELL: Face Paint
Forgive me Gaga, but this is a no no. Doesn’t transfer well on to the high street me thinks. But ask me again in 2014
HEAVEN: Goth Glam
Full goth get up to so 2012, but a decollete ornate cross a la Edith Bowman is totes chic for dress up. I’m so wearing my Dannijo for a Shoreditch House midnight swim laterz
I’m going to have to take a vow of silence on this
I’m OBSESSED by supernatural chic right now. Factor 80, white lace and bleach to be paired with crucifix. <em>ANTM</em> Allison Harvard is totes my spring inspiration
HELL: Guido Stylin'
Red flag for the boys: your Mamma may love ya, but rosary beads outside of the Vatican are gag worthy. Case and point - <em>Jersey Shore</em>’s The Situation. Ew