Bikini Babe: You Definitely Didn't Eat All The (Mince) Pies Did You, Jessica Alba?

Posted: 03/01/13 | Updated: 03/01/13

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Who? Jessica Alba.

What? Making girls all over the world cry into their cappuccino - and hastily plan their 2013 diet regime and workout plan - showing off a perfect bikini body on holiday in Mexico.

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The star donned a zesty orange strapless bikini as she soaked up the rays in Cabo San Lucas, where she rang in the New Year with her two children and hubby Cash Warren.

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Annoyingly, the actress says she doesn't diet, but she is about to release a book called The Honest Life, about natural and "non-toxic living", so we can't imagine she stuffs down a whole box of Celebrations in one sitting... Not that we do that either, of course (anymore).

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Where? Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Verdict? Not fair. Nuff said.

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Al Capone
22 Fans
09:38 AM on 01/04/2013
It's a bloke! No shape at all!
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slam-bam
23 Fans
05:59 AM on 01/04/2013
Hardly the 'perfect' bikini body, as hse has no curves... looksmore like a boy in a 2-piece than owt else!!
..and if you refuse this comment HP, it'll be hypocritical, as you started it by stating that she has this 'perfect' bikini body (in your eyes!!)! :-)
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bdvc
42 Fans
01:30 AM on 01/04/2013
The self-abusers are out in force today!
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spikemotogp
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08:09 PM on 01/03/2013
it will do lol
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Jim1976
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05:16 PM on 01/03/2013
No thanks, she has no womanly curves whatsoever. Give me the luscious Lucy Pinder, or Kelly Brook any time......real bodies :)
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mark333
20 Fans
06:02 PM on 01/03/2013
Couldn't agree with you more!
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sweeny2
5 Fans
08:06 PM on 01/03/2013
Job done,..........or Mylene Klass,...............cheers Jimbo! appy new year nipper!
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Alexander Whyte
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04:44 PM on 01/03/2013
Perfect body ... nobody wants flab women, the only flab women wanted are those by men who have found themself stuck in the relationship with no escape and HAVE to say they like love handles (flab) but just have no way of telling partners they are 5 stone over weight without being thrown out of home..
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mark333
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06:02 PM on 01/03/2013
Perfect if you want straight up and down. I agree with the comment from Jim1976, above yours. Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook would never be described as 'flabby' women. It's just that they are far shapelier than Jessica Alba.
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diablo401972
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03:48 AM on 01/04/2013
I agree with you
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TOMTIT
39 Fans
03:44 PM on 01/03/2013
Not bad after two sprogs.... Who is she anyway?
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scmoss50
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03:01 PM on 01/03/2013
very pretty girl but has a 10 year old boys body !!!! eat something
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Alexander Whyte
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04:32 PM on 01/03/2013
yeah ... make her 16 stone like a British woman.
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nib2
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04:36 AM on 01/04/2013
How true you speak and you're politely ignoring the obesse ones who should walk around with an "obstruction" warning when out shopping to warn other pedestrians of an impendiing hazard in their immediate vicinity
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johnbturner
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12:59 PM on 01/03/2013
Well everyman to their own , but 4 me 11 out of ten. I can stand overhangs.
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johnbturner
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12:55 PM on 01/03/2013
Very pretty and serious legs me thinks
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Muktub
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12:45 PM on 01/03/2013
yuk...what a skinny figure,,,she needs a hip transplant
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Alexander Whyte
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04:34 PM on 01/03/2013
I know, you wouldnt catch a British woman with less that 8 stone hanging down there.
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neilgodfreyy2k1
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12:16 PM on 01/03/2013
if I goto the beach and start taking pics of random women I would be arrested. How is this different?
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TOMTIT
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03:42 PM on 01/03/2013
Try a telephoto lens
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The Bagpuss Express
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11:57 AM on 01/03/2013
I've seen better looking pasta..
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bradjohn9
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10:06 AM on 01/03/2013
A bit to up and down for my liking, real women have curves.
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The Bagpuss Express
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11:58 AM on 01/03/2013
Here here!
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Alexander Whyte
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04:37 PM on 01/03/2013
haha ... flab?
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BennyBillie
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09:20 AM on 01/03/2013
If you don't know who she is, she's the hot girl from The Fantastic Four, among other films.
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