Who? Heidi Klum.
What? Seemingly making it her mission this week to make us as a scary shade of green. Not only are we already (get ready for TOWIE moment) "well jel" of Ms Klum for obvious reasons (that figure, gazillions in the bank), but the model is also enjoying a luxury holiday somewhere that looks pretty much like paradise. She gave us a glimpse of her paradise location - and almost something more - earlier this week.
Where? She's leaving us guessing on the exact location, but she wrote the word "Maruru" next to one of her pics on Twitter, which means "thank you" in Tahitian. So we're thinking French Polynesia, perhaps Tahiti or Bora Bora. Sigh.
Verdict? Not fair. Excuse us while we just get ready to face the crowds and traffic jams for those last-minute oops-haven't-got-them-yet Christmas presents.
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But for me, I'd be more jealous if she was by a white sandy beach, on a bright sunny hot day, with a power yacht moored in the background, and she was in a Ford Mustang '67, getting it on with her 'female friend', drinking an ice-cold beer, with a Philly steak sandwich on the side, and a Maid on standby... THEN.... I would be close to being jealous!! :-)