Festive Funnies: 10 Terrible Christmas Jokes

Christmas is notorious for its truly terrible jokes, whether they're straight out of a cracker or old favourites told round the table over Christmas dinner... We have to admit, they're all pretty bad. MyDaily's pick of 10 bad Christmas jokes are no exception, so prepare yourselves not to lol at these festive comedy gems.

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Why Does Santa Have Three Gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe
Where Do Polar Bears Go To Vote?
The North Poll
What Goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
Santa walking backwards
Two Snowmen Are Standing In A Field
One says to the other "Can you smell carrots?"
What Do You Get If Cross A Christmas Tree With An Apple?
A pineapple
Who Hides In The Bakery At Christmas?
A mince spy
What Do Angry Mice Send Each Other At Christmas?
Cross mouse cards
Knock Knock
Who's there? Wayne Wayne who? Wayne in a manger
Why Are Christmas Trees Like Bad Knitters?
They both drop their needles
What Did The Dog Say To The Reindeer?
Woof, woof