Who? Kate Middleton
What? Oh Kate, haven't you ever heard the expression 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'?
It seems the new Dorothy Perkins line created exclusively by the Kardashian sisters has fallen short of the mark in the Duchess of Cambridge's eyes. Apparently failing to secure the royal stamp of approval, Kim and co's offering to Princess Kate was promptly sent back.
A source reportedly told Marie Claire, "Kate is hardly going to turn up for an event with the Queen in a cheap leopard-print miniskirt or gold sequinned jacket." Oooh burn!
Where? Royal Mail sorting office... perhaps
What do you make of the rumours, true or false? Would you turn your nose up at a fashion freebie?
Check out Kate's perfect 10 in the gallery below.