Ladies and gents it's here: the day of the Victoria's Secrets flesh-fest/fashion show has arrived. A day when the world's top catwalk models throw caution to the wind and strut around to blinged-out bras and feathered wings for the delectation of the global male population. And this year they'll be serenaded by Justin Beiber, Bruno Mars and RiRi.
Yep, we're PUMPED.
But if the thought of watching the show fills you with body envy and dread, fear not. The following tweets from this year's crop of supes should sooth your troubled soul. Here are six reasons why we're pleased not to be donning those wings later today:
1. Sure, you've got awesome abs, but your hands look like this:
Boxing knuckles #notsosexy#VSfashionshow instagr.am/p/RgZ_7myfNn/
— Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandice) November 2, 2012
2 .You have to eat this for breakfast, like EVERY day for a year:
Good morning! This goes in my smoothie this morning;) what's your breakfast like? instagr.am/p/RnClXkzVFH/
— Doutzen Kroes (@Doutzen) November 4, 2012
3. You spend your life in a gym, so much so that you feel the need to tell the whole of Twitter:
Im spending this weekend kickboxing, spinning and barre training! 4 days until #VSfashionShow @vspink instagr.am/p/RkWwD7GIYd/
— elsa hosk (@elsahosk) November 3, 2012
4. And share terrifying calorie-counting 'banter' with fellow Angels:
@joansmalls @victoriassecret damnit you can't see the number 760 here + 320 from 20' of HIIT..1080 baby #saywhat twitter.com/andreeadiaconu…
— andreea diaconu (@andreeadiaconu_) November 5, 2012
5. And then get confused about the purpose of a hairbrush:
getting ready to workout for #VSFashionShow. #notetoself when you don't have a hair tie, a brush always work instagr.am/p/RfxviXNHxu/
— Jessica Hart (@1JessicaHart) November 1, 2012
6. You're compelled to tweet photos of your gut, which would be particularly inconvenient for Team MyDaily as we're about to head to Nandos for lunch.
Two days left till the #VSfashionshowrrraaauuwwwr! instagr.am/p/RqITYXyfJ5/
— Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandice) November 5, 2012
Feel better? Excellent! Now we're going to undo all that good work with this slideshow of VS Angels past and present:
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