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Fashion Priest vs Sharon Osbourne On The CBS Red Carpet

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Sharon Osbourne sashayed her way down the red carpet and into the CBS 2012 premiere party wearing a rather snazzy suit. We pressed Fashion Priest for commentary and here's what he came back with...

"Shazza has always been one of those celeb-anomalies to moi. Somehow, she dodged cosmetic surgery 'cat face' and came out looking rather satisfactory on the other side. Frankly, I'm rather peeved about it. Even when I threatened her with eternal damnation, she wouldn't share the doctor deets. She knew I was bluffing. Doesn't miss a beat this one."

Poor Fashion Priest, he'll just have to stick to the old sellotape-by-the-temples trick...

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