Who? The artist formerly known as Kate Middleton, AKA the Duchess Of Cambridge.
What? Struggling to contain her Project D dress against the wind, which seemed to doing its best to create another royal nudity scandal. The result is either very Marilyn Monroe, or an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, depending on whether your glass is half full or half empty. Next time she travels we recommend a velour tracksuit and Ugg boots. Totes Towie but totes practical.
Where? Brisbane airport.
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Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge at Nauti Primary School during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge speak with children from Nauti Primary School during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge speaks with children from Nauti Primary School during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are carried from the plane to a welcoming ceremony during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke of Cambridge speaks with students from the University of the South Pacific during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge speak with students from the University of the South Pacific during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge speaks with children from Nauti Primary School during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge speaks with students from the University of the South Pacific during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge speaks with students from the University of the South Pacific during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge speaks with children from Nauti Primary School during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke of Cambridge speaks with students from the University of the South Pacific during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge during a visit to Nauti Primary School in Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, part of a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge sprays perfume on dancers at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge gets into costume with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge dance with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
NOTE ALTERNATE CROP.The Duchess of Cambridge dances with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge dance with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific - Day Eight
The Duchess of Cambridge prepares to dance with locals at Vaiaku Falekaupule during a visit to Tuvalu, Solomon Islands, during a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge watch the dancing ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge watch the dancing ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dance with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Diamond Jubilee Tour - Day 8
TUVALU - SEPTEMBER 18: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge dances with the ladies at the Vaiku Falekaupule for an entertainment programme on September 18, 2012 in Tuvalu. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge are on a Diamond Jubilee tour representing the Queen taking in Singapore, Malaysia, the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu. (Photo by Arthur Edwards - Pool/Getty Images)
TUVALU-BRITAIN-ROYALS
Britain's Prince William (C) and his wife Catherine (R), the Duchess of Cambridge, wearing traditional headwear, watch a welcoming 'fatele' upon their arrival in Funafuti in Tuvalu on September 18, 2012. Nearly half the population of 10,500 turned out to greet the future king and his wife, a day after their lawyers lodged a criminal complaint in Paris against a French magazine that published photos of Catherine sunbathing topless. AFP PHOTO / TONY PRCEVICH (Photo credit should read Tony Prcevich/AFP/GettyImages)
TUVALU-BRITAIN-ROYALS
Britain's Prince William (L) and his wife Catherine (R), the Duchess of Cambridge, are carried on thrones upon their arrival at Funafuti in Tuvalu on September 18, 2012. Nearly half the population of 10,500 turned out to greet the future king and his wife, a day after their lawyers lodged a criminal complaint in Paris against a French magazine that published photos of Catherine sunbathing topless. AFP PHOTO / TONY PRCEVICH (Photo credit should read Tony Prcevich/AFP/GettyImages)
TUVALU-BRITAIN-ROYALS
Britain's Prince William (L) and his wife Catherine (R), the Duchess of Cambridge, are carried on thrones upon their arrival at Funafuti in Tuvalu on September 18, 2012. Nearly half the population of 10,500 turned out to greet the future king and his wife, a day after their lawyers lodged a criminal complaint in Paris against a French magazine that published photos of Catherine sunbathing topless. AFP PHOTO / TONY PRCEVICH (Photo credit should read Tony Prcevich/AFP/GettyImages)
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This comment has not yet been postedWHAT? I'd hate to be marooned with you.
WHERE? On a desert island.
WHY? Well you seem so limited in your outlook on life.
She has the hair style and figure of someone in their early teens.
Gets me mad when I read rubbish like this, when there is so much more important happenings going on in the world.