The look:
The press notes were all "Parisian nights, broken hearts and boisterous thumping hip hop beats". Our verdict? The eighties, Whitney Houston's best hairdo, tasseled lurex capes and lots of wiggling of the butt.
LFW SS2013: Mark Fast Catwalk
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 17: A model showcases designs on the catwalk by Mark Fast on day 4 of London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013, at The Courtyard Show Space on September 17, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
LFW SS2013: Mark Fast Catwalk
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 17: A model showcases designs on the catwalk by Mark Fast on day 4 of London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013, at The Courtyard Show Space on September 17, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
LFW SS2013: Mark Fast Catwalk
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 17: A model showcases designs on the catwalk by Mark Fast on day 4 of London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013, at The Courtyard Show Space on September 17, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
LFW SS2013: Mark Fast Catwalk
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 17: A model showcases designs on the catwalk by Mark Fast on day 4 of London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2013, at The Courtyard Show Space on September 17, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images)
Mark Fast Catwalk - London Fashion Week
A model on the catwalk during the Mark Fast Fashion Show in the Courtyard Space, part of London Fashion Week.
The sound:
Push It by Salt 'n' Pepa
The f-row:
Pixie Lott (again) and Kelly Brook (again) and us (HURRAH!)
The smell:
The crackle of lurex static (that's a smell, right?), spilled vodka, and dodgy eighties nightclubs.
How it made us feel:
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kate Moss and Lana Del Ray at Mulberry
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Anna Wintour at Mulberry
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Alexa Chung at Mulberry
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Lana Del Ray at Mulberry
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Olivia Palermo at Mulberry
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Harry Styles arriving at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Anna Wintour and Mario Testino arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Dev Patel arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Lady Victoria Hervey arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Allyson Felix arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Tali Lennox arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Dita von Teese arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Andy Murray and girlfriend Kim Sears arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Laura Bailey arriving for the show at Kensington Gardens
Burberry Prorsum Show - London Fashion Week
Victoria Pendleton arriving at Kensington Gardens
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Pixie Lott at Temperley.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Anna Friel at Temperley.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Laura Bailey at Temperley.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Olivia Palermo at Topshop Unique
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Elle Fanning at Topshop Unique
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Nicola Roberts at Topshop Unique
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Zandra Rhodes at Matthew Williamson
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Bill Nighy and Anna Wintour at Nicole Farhi
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Brook and Pixie Lott at Moschino Cheap & Chic
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Daisy Lowe at Moschino Cheap & Chic
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Brook at Issa
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Brook at Bora Aksu
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Brook at Zoe Jordan
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Jameela Jamil and Zara Martin at Zoe Jordan
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Laura Whitmore at Maria Grachvogel
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Lady Victoria Hervey at Maria Grachvogel
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Harold Tillman and Lady Helen Taylor at Maria Grachvogel
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Jodie Kidd at Jasper Conran.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Jasmine Guiness at Jasper Conran.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Laura Whitmore at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Jameela Jamil at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Sarah-Jane Crawford at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Grace Woodward at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Gizzi Erskine at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Dione Bromfield at PPQ.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Alison Mosshart at Dion Lee.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Gemma Arterton at Holy Fulton.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Lauren Pope at Unconditional.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Osbourne, Pixie Geldof, Alexa Chung and Poppy Delevigne at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Alexa Chung at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Osbourne at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Poppy Delevigne at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Kelly Osbourne at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Laura Whitmore at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Pixie Geldof at House of Holland.
Celebrities On The Front Row At London Fashion Week
Cara and Poppy Delevingne and guests at Matthew Williamson.
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