There Ain't No Party Like A Piddleton Party
It's been all quiet on the Piddleton front in recent times so you'll be pleased to hear that Celebrate, the party book she's been working on, now has a cover image with no fewer than FOUR images of Pippa Middleton.
Clockwise from top left we (probably) have...
1. Pippa Middleton killing a ghost
2. Pippa Middleton stealing cake mix from a small child
3. Pippa Middleton throwing a giant wedding ring into the sand
4. Pippa Middleton looking at a lemon
And, to be fair to Pippa Middleton, we may smile about it but if we suddenly had to throw a divorce party for a giant ghost with a really tight budget and a penchant for citrus fruit we'd be on the phone to her IMMEDIATELY.