London 2012 has seen Team GB triumph in more ways than we could have possibly imagined - which is why we're extremely distressed by Justin Bieber's desire to rain on our Great British parade, with particular reference to slagging off the (lack of) hair belonging to Prince William. Justin's solution? Some pill popping, apparently.
"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?", the lush haired Justin asked Rollercoaster magazine.
Of course it's not like we're above a jovial remark about the second in the line of succession's penchant for a comb over, but we are deaf to the style critique of a teenager with an astounding array of bad jackets (see below). There's not a pill to cure that, is there Justin?

#5 - The Golden Guy Jacket
Turning up to an awards ceremony (in this case the 2011 Billboard Music Awards) wearing an award-adjacent golden outfit is one of the oldest tricks in the celebrity book. Unfortunately a golden jacket is not the easiest look to pull off and thus we have our first candidate.
#4 - The Christmas Is Coming Jacket
It may have been November when Justin grabbed the mic and belted out a tune for NBC's <em>Today</em> show, but he was determined to bring a spot of Christmas cheer via the medium for the knitted jacket. Bonus points for the face he's pulling though - very heartfelt.
#3 - The Baby Changing Mat Jacket
J-Biebs arrived at the NRJ Music Awards ceremony looking decidedly wipe-clean in this sky blue MCM jacket. The trainers, hair and jacket didn't help with the general "determined to be cool hanging around the bus station after school" vibe, either.
#2 - The Dead Advertising Character JAcket
So this is what you would get if you stuck the Michelin Man with a pin and then sawed his head and legs off. Slightly macabre stage style at the 2011 American Music Awards...
#1 - The Purple Velvet
Justin wore this jacket in real life. Not on stage. REAL LIFE, PEOPLE. And that is why it is worse than the deflated Michelin Man. It was the <em>Never Say Never</em> premiere in LA. Word to the wise, Justin: Sometimes it's good to say "never".
Want to see 170 photos of Prince William? Coming right up...

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<strong>1982</strong> The Prince and Princess of Wales with newborn son baby Prince William
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<strong>1982</strong> The Prince and Princess of Wales with Prince William at his christening.
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<strong>1982</strong> Diana, Princess of Wales with baby Prince William at Christmas
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<strong>1983</strong> A baby Prince William playing at home in Kensington Palace
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<strong>1983</strong> Diana, Princess of Wales with baby Prince William in Auckland
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<strong>1983</strong> Diana, Princess of Wales with the Prince of Wales and baby Prince William in Auckland
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<strong>1983</strong> Prince William, one week before he turns 18-months-old
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<strong>1984</strong> Photo of Princess Diana with sons Prince William and Prince Harry
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<strong>1984</strong> The Queen Mother, the Prince of Wales, a young Prince William and Princess Margaret at Buckingham Palace, London for Trooping the Colour
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<strong>1984</strong> Prince William kicking a ball around the walled garden of Kensington Palace
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<strong>1985</strong> Prince Charles Diana Princess of Wales with Prince William and Prince Harry on the Royal Yacht Britannia
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<strong>1985</strong> Prince William arriving for his first day at nursery school
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<strong>1986</strong> Prince William out riding
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<strong>1987</strong> Prince William, and Prince Harry at Cirencester Park Polo Club
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<strong>1987</strong> Prince William dressed as a Policeman on a motor bike
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<strong>1987</strong> Prince William attends the Christmas day Service
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<strong>1988</strong> Prince William and his fireman's hat
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<strong>1989</strong> Holidaying in Cornwall
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<strong>1989</strong> Cycling trip in Tresco during their holiday in the Scilly Isles
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<strong>1989</strong> Prince William at the Cartier International Polo Day
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<strong>1990</strong> Prince William at a prizegiving, at a Polo match
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<strong>1991</strong> On a skiing holiday in Austria
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<strong>1991</strong> Prince William and his younger brother Prince Harry wear baseball-style caps given to them by the crew of the Canadian frigate
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<strong>1992</strong> Prince William riding a button lift in Austria
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<strong>1993</strong> Prince William on holiday in the fashionable Swiss ski resort of Klosters
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<strong>1993</strong> Princess Diana, Prince William and Prince Harry at Thorpe Park
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<strong>1993</strong> Princess Diana, Prince William and Prince Harry at Thorpe Park
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<strong>1993</strong> Princess Diana, Prince William and Prince Harry at Thorpe Park
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<strong>1995</strong> Prince William Skiing in Klosters, Switzerland
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<strong>1995</strong> Prince William at Clarence House to celebrate the Queen Mother's 95th Birthday
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<strong>1997</strong> Prince William at a photocall in Balmoral
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<strong>1998</strong> Prince William jokes with his father after being presented with a jacket and hat from the Canadian Olympic Team
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<strong>1998</strong> Christmas day
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<strong>1999</strong> Prince William on the Beaufort hunt in Gloucestershire
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<strong>1999</strong> Prince William on a canoeing holiday at White Sands Bay
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<strong>1999</strong> Prince William on a canoeing holiday at White Sands Bay
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<strong>1999</strong> Princes William after a driving lesson
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William cooking during an extensive general studies programme at Eton College
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William on his way to repair walkways in the village of Tortel, Southern Chile, during his Raleigh International expedition
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William in the village of Tortel, Southern Chile, during his Raleigh International expedition
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William in the village of Tortel, Southern Chile, during his Raleigh International expedition
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William during his DJ slot for venturers on Tortel Radio
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William in the village of Tortel, Southern Chile, during his Raleigh International expedition
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<strong>2000</strong> Prince William in the village of Tortel, Southern Chile, during his Raleigh International expedition
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<strong>2001</strong> Prince William meets dancers outside the Dance Base Studio in Edinburgh
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<strong>2002</strong> Prince William at a thanks giving service during the Queens Golden Jubilee celebrations.
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<strong>2002</strong> Prince William and Prince Andrew ride a horse drawn carriage from Buckingham Palace to St Paul's Cathedral for a service of Thanksgiving to celebrate The Queens Golden Jubilee
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<strong>2002</strong> Wills playing football during a polo match
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<strong>2002</strong> Prince William at the Ashe Park charity polo match in Hampshire
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<strong>2003</strong> Prince William's 21st Birthday
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<strong>2003</strong> Prince William's 21st Birthday
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