Thoughts on Madonna's Turn Up The Radio music video:
1. If you aren't up for some media attention probably best to be avoiding convertibles with the windows down while you're wearing your Look At Me hotpants and boobs combo.
2. Why are video intros to songs always so LONG nowadays? In our day they got straight to the point AND there was a dance routine.
3. Madonna is picking guys up off the street by offering them cash. Aren't there laws against that sort of thing?
4. Are there also not some road laws that prevent you from hanging off the back of a moving vehicle?
5. And EVEN if there aren't you still shouldn't be doing it with your legs akimbo.
6. There appears to be some dude dressed as a pimp, wearing a sofa throw and carrying a hookah (not to be confused with a hooker).
7. At least one of the faux hookers is dressed like Beyonce in the Crazy In Love video.
8. Why are three catalogue models having a business meeting under a tree on a deserted country road?
9. The chauffeur could definitely sue for sexual harassment.
10. WHO WEARS SOCK BRACES IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
11. If we had to choose between a ride on the back of Madonna's car of ill repute and Rebecca Black's friend's Fridaymobile we would choose the Fridaymobile EVERY TIME.
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Style Evolution: Madonna
Madonna as a child at a party
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<strong>1975</strong>
Rock star Madonna performs at Anaheim Stadium
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<strong>1982</strong>
Madonna photographed at the Roseland Ballroom
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<strong>1984</strong>
Madonna performing
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<strong>1985</strong>
Madonna at the 12th Annual American Music Awards
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<strong>1985</strong>
Madonna during the opening night performance at New York's Radio City Music Hall
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<strong>1986</strong>.
Madonna in London forher new movie <em>Shanghai Surprise</em>
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<strong>1986</strong>
Sean Penn and Madonna at the premiere of <em>At Close Range</em>
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna holding her award at the American Music Awards
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna takes the microphone on a stage at New York's Times Square to kick off the gala world premiere of her new movie
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna takes a run in London's Green Park
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna out shopping in London
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna performing during her<em> Who's That Girl </em>world tour
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<strong>1987</strong>
Madonna and husband Sean Penn
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<strong>1990</strong>
Madonna Performing
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<strong>1990</strong>
Madonna in London
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<strong>1991</strong>
Madonna at the 44th Cannes Film Festival in France
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<strong>1991</strong>
Madonna's street style
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<strong>1992</strong>
Madonna on Malibu Beech during the video shoot for her single <em>This Used To Be My Playground</em>
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<strong>1992</strong>
Madonna at Heathrow Airport
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<strong>1993</strong>
Madonna in London for the UK leg of her <em>The Girlie Show Tour</em>
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<strong>1994</strong>
Madonna arrives for the film premiere of <em>With Honors</em>
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<strong>1994</strong>
Madonna seen in Soho
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<strong>1995</strong>
Elton John and Madonna backstage at the Brit Awards
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<strong>1995</strong>
Madonna takes an award for Best Female Video, <em>Take a Bow</em> at the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards ceremony
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<strong>1996</strong>
Madonna at the<em> Evita</em> Press Conference
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<strong>1996</strong>
Madonna leaving the Carlton Tower Hotel in London
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<strong>1998</strong>
Madonna arrives at the 55th Golden Globes in Beverly Hills
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<strong>1998</strong>
Madonna holds the award for Best Female during the MTV Europe music awards
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<strong>1999</strong>
Madonna at the VH-1 Fashion Awards
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<strong>2000</strong>
Madonna and boyfriend Guy Ritchie arrive at the Tate Gallery
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<strong>2000</strong>
Madonna arrives alongside Guy Ritchie for the launch party for her latest album <em>Music</em>
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<strong>2000</strong>
Madonna with the Best Female award at the MTV Europe Music Awards
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<strong>2001</strong>
Madonna returns home to New York after completing her show in Boston
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2002
Madonna arrives with her husband Guy Ritchie for the after-show party for her new play, <em>Up for Grabs</em>
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<strong>2002</strong>
Madonna pictured leaving Incognico restaurant in London
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<strong>2004</strong>
Madonna arrives at the final of <em>UK Music Hall Of Fame</em>
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<strong>2002</strong>
Madonna meets Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at the World Premiere of the James Bond film <em>Die Another Day </em>
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<strong>2005</strong>
Madonna attends the MTV Europe Music Awards
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<strong>2006</strong>
Madonna in the press room at The 2006 Brit Awards
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<strong>2007</strong>
Madonna arrives at a special screening of <em>Arthur and The Invisibles</em>
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<strong>2008</strong>
Madonna arriving at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes
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<strong>2009</strong>
Madonna attending the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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<strong>2010</strong>
Madonna directing her new movie <em>W.E</em>
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<strong>2011</strong>
Lourdes Leon and Madonna arrive at the Vanity Fair Oscar party
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<strong>2012</strong>
Madonna arriving for the UK premiere of W.E
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<strong>2012</strong>
Director Madonna poses at the UK photo call of W.E
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<strong>2012</strong>
Madonna launches <em>Truth or Dare</em> fragrance at Macy's
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<strong>2012</strong>
Madonna performs at Turk Telekom Arena Stadium in Istanbul
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