New policy: All Carol Vorderman stories must have a "Vorder" prefix on at least ten nouns.
With that in mind, Here's Carol Vorderman wearing a blue Vorderdress and wedge Vorderboots as she exits the ITV Vorderstudios on 5 July. (VorderJuly? Maybe not.)
As it goes we love the Vorderdress on her. It's very flattering and we do like the deep blue. The Vorderwedges are less convincing and makes a subtle case for not being a regular on a daytime panel show where you sit behind an opaque desk and no-one sees your lower Vorderlimbs.
We'd also like to take a moment to ponder the contents of the enormous Vorderbag. Sure, there will be the Vorderphone, the Vorderwallet, the keys to the Vordermobile... but what one earth is taking up the rest of the space?
Celebrity fringes
<strong>January 2008</strong> Jessica Alba proved just how super-sexy a fringe can be at the LA premiere of The Eye.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>January 2009</strong> Blunt bangs worked to highlight Keira Knightley's liquid chocolate eyes and razor-sharp cheekbones at the Chanel spring/summer 2009 Haute Couture collection show in Paris.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2009</strong> For an appearance on Good Morning America in New York, Jennifer Lopez rocked a shaggy toffee-coloured fringe.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>June 2010</strong> Big screen siren Eva Mendes looked seductive with a sexy side fringe at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>December 2010</strong> Angelina Jolie teamed a side fringe with one of her favourite styles, the half-up hairdo, at the premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>July 2011</strong> Carey Mulligan's famous crop was made even cuter with a side fringe at the Drive photo call at Comic Con 2011 in San Diego.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>September 2011</strong> Glee star Lea Michele teamed her full fringe with equally full and fluttery lashes at the Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party in California.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>September 2011</strong> Lily Collins decided to channel Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffanys for the Abduction film premiere in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>October 2011</strong> A volumised side fringe created a sexy look for Charlize Theron at the Reach 24 Portraits Benefitting Africa Outreach Project in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>October 2011</strong> Sandra Bullock made waves with her kinked side fringe at amfAR's Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>November 2011</strong> Did Zoe Kravitz attack her own fringe with the garden shears for the 7th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York?
Celebrity fringes
<strong>December 2011</strong> Kim Kardashian tried out a full - and rather short - fringe at the New Year's Eve Celebration at Tao Nightclub at The Venetian Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>January 2012</strong> Olivia Wilde enhanced her side fringe at the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival by working a two-tone look and keeping the bangs dark.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> Rachel McAdams worked a soft, full fringe at The Vow premiere in Los Angeles. But why is it a different colour to to the rest of her hair?
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> Christina Ricci's ruler-straight fringe highlighted her huge almond eyes at the 2012 Elle Style Awards in London.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> Wispy and cute was the style Penelope Cruz for Bafta Awards in London.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> For the amfAR New York Gala in New York, Leighton Meester chose a separated fringe with an auburn hue.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> Emma Stone's subtle fringe merged with her half up hairdo at the 5th Annual ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood luncheon in LA.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> She's famous for her full fringe, and Liv Tyler looked cute as ever at the Room To Grow Gala in New York.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo star Rooney Mara opted for a severe, statement-making black fringe at the 84th Academy Awards.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>February 2012</strong> Rihanna chose a choppy, blonde fringe for the 2012 Brit Awards at The O2 Arena in London.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>March 2012</strong> We loved Nicole Richie's feminine fringe at the Fashion Star premiere in New York. Beachy but groomed.
Celebrity fringes
March 2012 Mena Suvari opted for an ultra-polished not-a-hair-out-of-place fringe at the premiere of American Reunion in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>March 2012</strong> Jennifer Lawrence couldn't get more gorgeous if she tried, and we loved her 60s Bardot-esque look on the Late Show with David Letterman.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Taylor Swift tried something new at the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards with a short and very sweet fringe.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Chloe Sevigny worked her textured short hairstyle all the way to the front with a mussed-up fringe at the 2012 Garden of Dreams talent show in New York.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Now that's what we call a blunt fringe! Jessie J paired her exceedingly straight style with a dip-dye look at the Elle Women in Music Awards 2012 in Los Angeles.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Southern belle Reese Witherspoon looked oh-so-pretty with her sweepy light blonde bangs at the premiere of the video for My Valentine at the Stella McCartney Boutique in LA.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Kooky Zooey Deschanel showcased a choppy forward fringe at the world premiere of the music video for Paul McCartney's song My Valentine in West Hollywood.
Celebrity fringes
<strong>April 2012</strong> Jessica Biel looked like a gorgeous 70s hippie chick with a full fringe and ultra-long hair at the photo call for Total Recall in Mexico.
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Flaunt it girl...
Ignore these negative comments from the sad and retarded. Its jealousy - they obviously have wives or girlfriends who look like the back end of a bus.
And you lot pull her to bits, for venturing out in a nice dress.
Small minded wierdos. She looks good, is clever, obviously did well at her studies, and didnt ask to be pictured or slated by some of you Pricks.
Oh just for the record.........you look lovely Carol, from a 42yr old chap....who has a lovely non pot bellied wife.