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Carol Vorderman Has A Cute Vorderdress And A Giant Vorderbag

New policy: All Carol Vorderman stories must have a "Vorder" prefix on at least ten nouns.

With that in mind, Here's Carol Vorderman wearing a blue Vorderdress and wedge Vorderboots as she exits the ITV Vorderstudios on 5 July. (VorderJuly? Maybe not.)

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As it goes we love the Vorderdress on her. It's very flattering and we do like the deep blue. The Vorderwedges are less convincing and makes a subtle case for not being a regular on a daytime panel show where you sit behind an opaque desk and no-one sees your lower Vorderlimbs.

We'd also like to take a moment to ponder the contents of the enormous Vorderbag. Sure, there will be the Vorderphone, the Vorderwallet, the keys to the Vordermobile... but what one earth is taking up the rest of the space?

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