Are These The Creepiest Shoes EVER?

Given how well Jodie Marsh's previous footwear/teapot mashup did in terms of column inches we're not exactly surprised to see her in another pair of outlandish heels on her way into the ITV studios.

They are, however, supremely creepy in a way that jamming your foot into a high-heeled teapot just isn't.

For one, they involve a lot of bits of bird or a lot of bits of fake bird. And we're not just talking feathers. There is basically a dismembered bird standing on Jodie's right foot. In a nest - the bird's home. That's creepy, right?

And then on the left foot is another nest. With an egg and a rosary. An unborn bird and a rosary. It's like there's an avian horror film set on her feet.

To soothe you here's a very different shoe gallery involving the work of Manolo Blahnik and not a single bird limb.

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• Manolo Blahnik, 1974

  Spanish fashion designer Manolo Blahnik wearing a checked wool suit from Nutter's of Savile Row, belted with a pink scarf and accessorised with a cream scarf and pink shirt.

• Drawing, 2004

  Manolo Blahnik's doodle is seen on display at a photocall to mark National Doodle Day in London.

• 'Diva', 2005

  Actress Virginia Madsen wears the new 'Diva' shoe from designer Manolo Blahnik in California.

• 'Diva', 2005

  The new 'Diva Shoe' from Manolo Blahnik lies on display in store in California.

• Renee Zellweger, 2005

  Actress Renee Zellweger poses as she receives her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame wearing Manolo Blahnik shoes.

• Renee Zellweger, 2005

  Actress Renee Zellweger arrives at the premiere of <em>Cinderella Man</em>.

• New York, 2006

  Shoes and sketches.

• Lucy Liu, 2008

  Actress Lucy Liu attends the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Award honouring shoe designer Manolo Blahnik in California.

• Manolo Blahnik, 2009

  A shoe designed by Manolo Blahnik is displayed at the International Footwear Museum in Vigevano, Italy.

• Yasmin Le Bon and Manolo Blahnik, 2010

  Manolo Blahnik and Yasmin Le Bon open The World of Manolo at Liberty in London, England.

• Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, 2011

  Designers Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen attend the CFDA Fashion Awards wearing Manolo Blahnik shoes.

• Charlize Theron, 2011

  Actress Charlize Theron arrives at the <em>Young Adult </em>premiere.

• Sarah Jessica Parker, 2011

  Sarah Jessica Parker wears Manolo Blahnik in Melbourne, Australia.

• Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, 2011

  Unveiling of Broadway's <em>Priscilla Queen Of The Desert </em>Official Manolo Blahnik Stiletto at the Manolo Blahnik flagship store in New York.

• New York, 2011

  Alexandra Lebenthal wearing silver satin Manolo Blahnik shoes in New York.

• Rachel Hunter, 2012

  TV personality Rachel Hunter wears Manolo Blahnik shoes in California.

• Milan, A/W 2012/13

  Shoes from the Manolo Blahnik collection are displayed at Excelsior in Milan, Italy.

• Mimi Plange, S/S 2012

  Shoes by Manolo Blahnik at Mimi Plange S/S 2012 Collection.

• Mimi Plange, S/S 2012

  Shoes by Manolo Blahnik at Mimi Plange S/S 2012 Collection.

• Milan, A/W 2012/13

  Manolo Blahnik poses at Excelsior at his collection preview.

• Milan, A/W 2012/13

  Anna Dello Russo attends the Manolo Blahnik preview at Excelsior in Milan, Italy.

• Milan, A/W 2012/3

  Shoes from the Manolo Blahnik collection are displayed at Excelsior in Milan, Italy.