Eva Longoria is currently in Monte Carlo representing for Desperate Housewives at photocalls and so on. But being away from home can get very lonely and so we are not surprised that Eva decided to pass the time by hitting on a giant golden statue (probably).
Here is how we assume the encounter went down:
Eva: "Why, helllllo - do you come here often?"
Statue: "You look really tired, how about you take a rest on my lap?"
Eva: "What strong thigh muscles you have. Have you been working out?"
Statue: Baby, where are you going? You didn't even tell me your name..."
Eva: "It's Eva - call me!"
If you too would like to pull inanimate objects, the key seems to be wearing a gorgeous green Versus cocktail dress from Versace - irresistible!