Cool rider? Amy Childs at the Professional Beauty exhibition this morning. Photo:Getty
Skintight PVC catsuit. Fetish clothing range? Nope.
Huge beehive. Assorted oversized wigs and prosthetic hair pieces? Nope.
Metallic mega platforms. A shoe collection! It has to be a shoe collection. Wrong again.
Pink moped. Road safety and proper learning of the Highway Code? NOPE.
The answer? Her own range of false lashes. (We now realise the clue lies in the scary eye/light on the front of her scooter. Ohhhh, we get it now.)
Let's take a closer look shall we?
Big blink: Amy Childs has just released her debut range of false eyelashes. Photo:Getty
We're not entirely sure why she decided to detract attention away from her eyes in every way possible, but if the aim of the game was just to get us writing a news post about her (which we're guessing it was) then it worked.
Oh Amy, we do love you. Be our friend? We're nice people.
The Amy Childs Lashes (which come with such amazing names as 'Tease', 'Temptress' and 'Heartbreaker') are available to buy online now at amychildsofficial.co.uk
See more from Amy's wardrobe bin the gallery below:
- March 2012<p> Amy wore a skintight black PVC catsuit to the launch of her fake eyelash collection. </p>

- February 2012<p> Any wore a tight fitting, side splitting leopard print gown to the Pia Michi collection launch. </p>

- February 2012<p> Amy teamed her glittering shoe boots with high-waisted wet look leggings and a <em>wild child</em> slogan tee.</p>

- October 2011<p> Wearing a dress from her own collection, Amy poses after a fashion show at the Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model Show. </p>

- September 2011<p> Amy chose a gold sequin dress as her eviction outfit from Celebrity Big Brother. </p>

- July 2011<p> When arriving at the Duke of Essex Polo game Amy wore an off-white floral halter-neck dress and oversized sunglasses.</p>

- July 2011<p> Miss Childs wore a yellow strapless cocktail dress at the National Reality TV Awards 2011.</p>

- May 2011<p> Amy wore a real-life Cinderella gown to the Philips British academy television awards. </p>

- May 2011<p> On the red carpet Amy wore a brown metallic evening gown to the FHM Women of the year after party.</p>



