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- Fergie<p> Turns out the answer was "none of the above". It's just that the train wasn't draped correctly.</p>

- Sasha Gradiva<p> Did no-one learn ANYTHING from Xtina's Bionic album?</p>

- Bonnie McKee<p> Bonnie is clearly not planning to use any escalators if those shoulder fringes are anything to go by. There's also something to be said for avoiding dresses which have a yellow trickle of sequins coming from the crotch.</p>

- Nicki Minaj and the fake Pope<p> The fake Pope looks pretty much as you would expect a fake pontiff to look as he headed down the red carpet with Nicki Minaj. Minaj, however just came off looking like a Halloween latecomer. </p> <p> P.S. If you're looking for attention, don't let your prop (or, indeed, Pope) upstage you.</p>

- Robyn<p> Platform builder boots are not a thing.</p>

- Edith Bowman<p> Oh Edith. Part wartime nightie, part bed cover and wholly unflattering. The gloves are also more "I'm off to unblock the loo" and less "I'm off to interview Brad and George".</p>

- Lynne Ramsay<p> The colour-matched choker is a tricky beast to master. Lynne has not mastered it.</p>

- Penelope Cruz<p> Armani for Penny C but the problem lies when you realise it's exactly the same dress back to front - the ultimate in easy wearing or an unfortunate blunt compromise?</p>

- Laura Bailey<p> Laura is making much the same facial expression as we did when we first saw this Chanel outfit. The dress is casual to the point of looking lazy and ill-fitting, the black tights and blacker eye makeup fly in the face of the bright and breezy vibe. </p>

- Christina Hendricks<p> Vivienne Westwood took very good care of Christina's ample chest but failed to stop us noticing her hairdresser appears to have gone AWOL. </p>

- Zawe Ashton<p> This was more than a little "shoulder-based tribute to my deceased flamenco-loving relative.</p>

- Naomie Harris<p> Is it good? Is it bad? We're undecided. Naomie wafted down the red carpet in yellow Pucci but we're thinking the look is just a tad too deconstructed to look chic. </p>

- Fergie<p> So what's the most wrong thing about Fergie's Grammys outfit?</p> <p> 1. It's orange.</p> <p> 2. It's see through</p> <p> 3. She has not chosen her underwear well</p> <p> 4. She wore it to take her MOTHER to a party</p>

