*Shakes head.*
Appropriate attire? Shakira was awarded a French Legion of Honour in Cannes yesterday. Photo:PA
There's little in the way of constructive criticism we can offer here, other than to strongly suggest she never wears this dress ever again.
Unless of course, she's playing tennis...
Shakira was awarded the honour in Cannes yesterday, where she was appearing at the annual NRJ Awards. To which Justin Bieber wore this monstrosity, and to which Shakira wore this:
Braving the rain: Shakira on the red carpet at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes over the weekend. Photo:PA
Someone could do with taking some style notes from these picture perfect ladies:
- January 2011<p> Olivia Wilde in Marchesa at the Golden Globes.</p>

- January 2011<p> Natalie Portman in Azzaro at the Screen Actors' Guild Awards.</p>

- February 2011<p> Thandie Newton in Monique Lhuillier at the BAFTAs.</p>

- February 2011<p> Katy Perry in Nicolas Jebran at the Pre-Grammy Awards Gala.</p>

- February 2011<p> Cate Blanchett in Givenchy Couture at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Mila Kunis in Elie Saab at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Sandra Bullock in Vera Wang at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Michelle Williams in Chanel at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Halle Berry in Marchesa at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Amy Adams in L'Wren Scott at the Oscars.</p>

- February 2011<p> Florence Welch in Valentino at Elton John's Oscar party.</p>

- April 2011<p> The Duchess of Cambridge in Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen.</p>

- April 2011<p> Pippa Middleton in Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen at the Royal Wedding.</p>

- April 2011<p> Pippa Middleton in Temperley London at the Royal Wedding reception.</p>

- May 2011<p> Bar Refaeli in a strapless sequin dress at the Met Museum Costume Institute Gala.</p>

- May 2011<p> Rihanna in Stella McCartney at the Met Museum Costume Institute Gala.</p> <p> </p>

- May 2011<p> Salma Hayek in Gucci at the <em>Midnight In Paris</em> premiere, during the Cannes Film Festival.</p>

- June 2011<p> Uma Thurman in Armani at the <em>Les Bien-Aimes</em> premiere, during the Cannes Film Festival.</p> <p> </p>

- May 2011<p> Cheryl Cole in a Little Red Dress at the <em>X Factor USA</em>/Fox presentation launch party.</p>

- June 2011<p> Blake Lively in Chloe at a <em>Green Lantern </em>press junket in LA.</p>

- June 2011<p> Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Antonio Berardi at the <em>Transformers: Dark of the Moon</em> New York premiere.</p>

- June 2011<p> Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Naeem Khan at the <em>Transformers: Dark of the Moon</em> Berlin premiere.</p>

- June 2011<p> Jessie J in Dolce & Gabbana at the <em>Glamour</em> Women of the Year Awards.</p>

- July 2011<p> The Duchess of Cambridge in Alexander Mcqueen to the BAFTA 'Brits to watch' event in LA.</p>

- July 2011<p> <span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 12pt; ">Kate Moss in John Galliano to wed Jamie Hince.</span></p>

- July 2011<p> Emma Watson in Oscar de la Renta at the<em> Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - part 2</em> world premiere in London.</p>

- July 2011<p> Emma Stone in Giambattista Valli at the <em>Friends with Benefits </em>New York premiere.</p>

- August 2011<p> Beyonce in Lanvin at the Grammy Awards.</p>

- September 2011<p> Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada at the <em>Contagion</em> premiere during the Venice Film Festival.</p>

- August 2011<p> Kate Winslet in Stella McCartney at the <em>Mildred Pierce</em> premiere, during the Venice Film Festival.</p>

- August 2011<p> Keira Knightley in Mary Katrantzou at a photocall for <em>A Dangerous Method</em> during the Venice Film Festival.</p>

- September 2011<p> Kate Winslet in Elie Saab at the Emmy Awards.</p>

- September 2011<p> Rachel Evan Wood in Elie Saab at the Emmy Awards.</p>

- September 2011<p> Heather Morris in a purple ruffled gown at the Emmy Awards.</p>

- September 2011<p> Sienna Miller in Christian Dior at a Moet & Chandon party in London.</p>

- September 2011<p> Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli at an amfAR charity gala.</p>

- September 2011<p> Sarah Jessica Parker in Prabal Gurung at the London photocall for <em>I Don't Know How She Does It.</em></p> <p> </p>

- October 2011<p> Anna Dello Russo in a Stephen Jones headpiece at the Irreverant dinner.</p>

- October 2011<p> Emma Stone in Luca Luca at the Giorgio Armani/<em>Vanity Fair</em> private dinner.</p>

- November 2011<p> Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli at the <em>Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part One</em> London premiere.</p>

- November 2011<p> Miranda Kerr in Ungaro at the Victoria's Secret South Coast Plaza store re-launch.</p>

- November 2011<p> Zhang Ziyi in Christian Dior at the <em>Love For Life</em> premiere, during the Rome Film Festival.</p>

- November 2011<p> Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham at the British Fashion Awards.</p>

- November 2011<p> Alexa Chung in Christopher Kane at the British Fashion Awards. </p>

- December 2011<p> Emma Watson in Elie Saab corset at a Lancome launch event in Hong Kong.</p>

- December 2011<p> Lea Michele in Valentino at the <em>New Year's Eve </em>New York premiere.</p>

- December 2011<p> Zoe Saldana in Rena Lange at The Trevor Project's <em>Trevor Live</em>.</p>

- December 2011<p> Michelle Obama in Vera Wang at the Kennedy Center Honours gala.</p>

- January 2011<p> Angelina Jolie in Versace at the Golden Globe Awards.</p>


