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1. This sequinned jumpsuit is ever so slightly see-through under camera flash bulbs
2. And it's so so so shiny
3. And how does one wash a garment like this?
4. And Rachel Zoe has a brand called AccessZOEries?
5. But the outfit somehow works. How can that possibly be? How is this happening?
6. We would like a sequinned jumpsuit
7. We would like to have an invite to an occasion where a sequin jumpsuit is appropriate
8. Although we could just wear it to the office...
9. Wait one moment! Didn't she wear the exact same thing to the YSL S/S 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week?
10. Yes. Yes she did.
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To cater to your glittering needs check out the shopping gallery below:
- A sequinned brooch<p> Bling up even the most basic of outfits with this punchy sequinned initial brooch. A little bit preppy and a little bit rock-'n-roll.</p> <p> Sequinned initial brooch, £15, Markus Lupfer at <a href="http://www.net-a-porter.com/intl/home.nap" target="_blank">Net-a-Porter</a></p>

- A metallic leather bootie<p> Statement footwear is key to the bling monster's styling. She needs something that teams well with everything from minis to trousers and won't look overly dramatic when taking a look from office to evening. These metallic gold sculpted Alejandro Ingelmo booties tick all the right boxes. </p> <p> Alejandro Ingelmo Origami shoes, £945, <a href="http://www.alejandroingelmo.com/" target="_blank">Alejandro Ingelmo</a></p>

- A glittery candle<p> So that her home turf can be as sparkly as the rest of her life... </p> <p> Glitter candles, from £2.80, <a href="http://www.debenhams.com/" target="_blank">Debenhams</a></p>

- A crystal-encrusted champion ring<p> Since bling queens are so often trailblazers, the typical cocktail ring seems rather ordinary to them. Instead, this champion collegiate ring - complete with embellished makeover - is unusual, chunky and will team well with any outfit, making it the perfect finishing touch to your bling queen's look. </p> <p> Comme des Garcons Champion rings, from £660, <a href="https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/" target="_blank">Dover Street Market</a></p>

- An overly embellished clutch<p> Accessories pack a punch, and should be dripping in oversized rhinestones and sparkles. If she's feeling tame, she can always team it with an LBD, after all. But when is she ever feeling tame?</p> <p> Multicolour crystal hearts bag, £58.12, Butler & Wilson at <a href="http://www.qvcuk.com/" target="_blank">QVC</a></p>

- A perfect party frock<p> For a variation on the classic sparkly LBD, this dress is ideal for ringing in the New Year.</p> <p> Florissa dress, £160, <a href="http://www.coast-stores.com/" target="_blank">Coast</a></p>

- A furry, sequinned pair of ear muffs<p> Furry ear muffs are an integral part of the bling monster's winter wardrobe. Adding sequins to the mix just ensures this gift is Christmas day-perfection.</p> <p> Janine sequin-embellished rabbit earmuffs, £165, Eugenia Kim at <a href="http://www.net-a-porter.com/intl/home.nap" target="_blank">Net-a-Porter</a></p>

- A spiked knuckleduster<p> This knuckleduster toughens up any look and is perfect for nights out.</p> <p> Spike knuckleduster, £45, Bling Deenie at <a href="http://www.wolfandbadger.com/" target="_blank">Wolf & Badger</a></p>

- A pair of black tie trainers<p> Nothing says bling queen like a pair of embellished trainers.</p> <p> Glitter trainers, £400, <a href="http://www.miumiu.com/" target="_blank">Miu Miu</a></p>

- A sparkle-dusted makeup brush set<p> A chic, glittery makeup brush set and snowglobe-inspired bag are winter-wonderland perfect and will also bling up your friend's boudoir.</p> <p> Make It Perfect Brush Kit/Mineralize, £39.50, <a href="http://www.maccosmetics.co.uk/" target="_blank">MAC</a></p>

- A pair of fishscale tights<p> For day, for night, for parties and New Year's Eve, these metallic sparkly tights are just the ticket.</p> <p> Goldfish tights, £39, Gal Stern at <a href="http://www.wolfandbadger.com/" target="_blank">Wolf & Badger</a></p>

- A disco-ready top<p> This sparkly top teams well with denim, leather, skirts and even hot pants (if she's having a Rihanna moment).</p> <p> Sequin top in ombre effect, £55, <a href="http://www.asos.com/?hrd=1" target="_blank">Asos</a></p>

- A crystal pedicure<p> A pampering present is always a hit, and this one results in crystal-studded toes to last through the holiday season and into the New Year. Perfect for the girl with lots of winter weddings in her diary.</p> <p> Christmas crystal pedicure, £120, <a href="http://www.nailsinc.com/" target="_blank">Nails Inc</a></p>

- A metallic gadget toy<p> The retro trend in gadgetry is going strong, and this handset allows you to chat on your mobile or laptop the old-fashioned way.</p> <p> Moshi Moshi Pop Gold, £59.99, <a href="http://www.conranshop.co.uk/" target="_blank">The Conran Shop</a></p>

- A feather-bedecked party dress<p> Feathers are statement-making and party-perfect and the bustier top on this Asos dress is an added (figure-flattering) bonus. </p> <p> Bandeau dress with embellished bust and feather skirt, £250, <a href="http://www.asos.com/?hrd=1" target="_blank">Asos</a></p>


