Today she is at Asda in Mansfield promoting her new book (Santa Baby) in an attention-seeking "My ex is a supermodel" T-shirt.
Photo: Rex Features
- Teddy Sheringham<p> Teddy himself is not a model, super or otherwise. He does have an eye for a model though as his relationships with Katie (then very much still Jordan of Page 3) and later Danielle Lloyd attest.<br /><strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex is a retired footballer and current poker enthusiast.</p>
- Dwight Yorke<p> Cementing her status as one of the prototype WAGs (i.e. before we worked out we could group them together in that fashion) Katie also dated Dwight Yorke, famous for his footballing and some rather dubious behaviour involving Mark Bosnich, a selection of ladies and a house in Sutton Coldfield. But not his modelling work.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex doesn't have anything to do with our child. (<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/09/18/katie-price-on-her-men-marriages-and-how-she-s-making-a-fortune-in-her-businesses-115875-23427481/" target="_blank">Her words, not ours!</a>)</p>
- Gareth Gates<p> Ah, baby-faced Pop Idol runner up Gareth Gates. Singer, non-model and denier (but eventual admitter) of any kind of relationship with Katie.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex didn't want to be my ex. Or my boyfriend.</p>
- Dane Bowers<p> This was the relationship that spawned Katie's sex tape. Dane Bowers was in Another Level. Then he released some solo stuff. Then there was Celebrity Big Brother. Another Level was definitely the peak.<br /> <strong>T-Shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex used to be in Another Level. They were sort of big in the UK but now they aren't.</p>
- Matt Peacock (we don't have a picture)<p> If memory serves, Matt Peacock dated Katie before (and slightly during) her first stint in the I'm A Celeb jungle. He later found 'love' marrying Jodie Marsh as part of her ultra-classy reality show. FYI they got married at Sugar Hut (of TOWIE fame).<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex boyfriend got married to my mortal enemy for television.</p>
- Peter Andre<p> Peter and Katie's was one of the great loves of the 21st century. Greater even than that of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. He had fairly impressive abs in the days of <em>Mysterious Girl</em> but that does not a supermodel make.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex is returning to the scene of the crime like a dog to its vomit.</p>
- Alex Reid<p> Alex Reid seems like a sweet chap with a penchant for the generously bosomed ladies. His marriage to KP didn't last but this hasn't dimmed his enthusiasm for matrimony and he's currently engaged to Chantelle Houghton. Neither of them are supermodels.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex was in a film so terrible he didn't even attend the premiere.</p>
- Leandro Penna<p> The only actual model on Katie's relationship resume. Well, he's always been billed as a model in articles from their stint as a couple but, now we come to diligently research this piece we note that he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. Heidi Klum is a supermodel and she has a Wikipedia page.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex needs a Wikipedia page.</p>
- Ace off of Gladiators<p> Looking vaguely like a beefed up Jason Donovan we had Ace (a.k.a. Warren Furman). Ace was a Saturday evening regular on the energetic gameshow Gladiators. Apparently he was also on DIY SOS at some point which we find confusing.<br /> <strong>T-shirt would probably read:</strong> My ex spent the late nineties hitting people with a giant cotton bud.</p>
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