. That or she got some spectacularly bad advice from her stylist on what the people of Wiesbaden in German actually wear.
To give you a rundown of her Wednesday wardrobe we have: platform boots; lace skirt with a short train (actually, it's floor-length but with those platforms it just looks stubby); shiny red corset; purple rinse hair; lace lampshade hat.
What would have been far more entertaining is if she had arrived wearing a quilted jacket, beige trousers and a blue shirt and pretended the man on the right was her long-lost twin brother.
FYI she's in Wiesbaden for the Bambi Awards. We're hoping she actually goes as Bambi's dead mother or something equally awful/awesome.
Verdicts in the usual place please!
And for more Gaga, check out her MTV EMA stage outfits in the gallery below: