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1. Cheryl is over The X Factor.
2. Cheryl is not over The X Factor and is hanging onto her previous job through the unusual medium of printed denim.
3. Cheryl's sunglasses are so dark she was unaware of the pattern and will be horrified when she reads all of this over a cup of tea later.
4. Hilary Duff is a massive X Factor fan.
5. Hilary Duff wants to be an X Factor judge.
6. Hilary Duff's stylist likes Isabel Marant's dresses.
7. Isabel Marant is a massive X Factor fan.
8. The X Factor logo designer is a fan of Isabel Marant from the future (now the present).
8. Hilary Duff and Cheryl Cole love Zoe Saldana.
Zoe Saldana wears Isabel Marant. Photo: Getty for Coach
"Promise I am not trying to send out subliminal msgs to anybody through my jeans.. They just looked cool to me.. But since you mention it..
"Du do do - do doodle oo do. Du do do - do doodle oo do. Du do do - do doodle oo do. DO DO DO - DO DO.. LMHO!!!!"
That last tweet was Chezza doing a typed rendition of the X Factor theme song. Which is amazing.
Sidenote: Given that Hilary Duff is pregnant, would this not be an amazing opportunity for her to launch a pre-baby reality show called Up the Duff, with Hilary Duff?
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Relive Cheryl's X Factor USA outfits with the gallery below:
- Chicago auditions<p> Cheryl Cole:</p> <p> Sonia Rykiel polka-dot dress, Mark Jacobs polka-dot wedges.</p>

- Chicago auditions<p> Paula Abdul:</p> <p> Dolce & Gabanna floral print top and leopard print skirt, Sergio Rossi pumps.</p>

- Fox Upfronts<p> Cheryl Cole:</p> <p> Giambattista Valli dress, Vivienne Westwood choker and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals.</p>

- Fox Upfronts<p> Paula Abdul:</p> <p> Alexander McQueen dress, Sergio Rossi pumps and Swarovski clutch.</p>

- Los Angeles auditions<p> Cheryl Cole:</p> <p> Oscar de la Renta ruffled top, Diane von Furtenberg trousers and Burerry Prorsum leather belt.</p>

- Los Angeles auditions<p> Paula Abdul:</p> <p> Draped purple silk-satin YSL dress with YSL Tribute sandals</p>

